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 Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:59 am Post subject: test(is) za razonodu - sex and the city personality |
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http://quiz.ivillage.com/cosmopolitan/tests/sexandcity.htm
vjerujem da ne postoji djevojka koja nije pratila carrie i Facu:))
uskoro ce i film izaci, pa eto da ih se prisjetimo u meduvremenu...
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Memorable Sex and the City Quotes
<Carrie doesn't think that she obsesses on her past relationships...>
Samantha: Honey, you look back so much you should have a relationship rearview mirror.
Miranda: Relationships may appear closer than they actually are.
Samantha: Last night I could not stop thinking about a Big Mac. I finally had to get dressed, go out and pick up a guy.
Carrie: Hi, I'd like a Cheeseburger, please, a large fries and a Cosmopolitan.
Charlotte: Can you have an affair with your own husband?
Charlotte: If you had a patient who had a very, very slim chance of living, would that be good news? Would you tell the family, "Buck up, he's got a shot in hell?"
Charlotte <on Bunny's decorating style>: It's like we live in the museum of natural ugliness!"
Charlotte: Oh God, seeing someone for the first time <after you break up> is the worst. You never know how to act.
Carrie: Yeah, and then there's the vomit.
Carrie: The Hampton's Jitney is just like the bus to summer camp. Only instead of singing songs, everyone ignores each other and talks on their cell phones.
Sean, <who's ice skating with Carrie>: I'm guessing it's easier to balance when you're not smoking.
Carrie: Smoking is the only thing that keeps me balanced.
Samantha: Adeena, I'm a lovely woman. At least get to know me, then hate me.
Charlotte: I can't believe you're all going to LA without me.
Miranda: We still can't believe you went on your honeymoon without us!
Charlotte: Miranda has a son!
Samantha: Just what the world needs: another man.
Samantha: Just look at this street! Stella McCartney, Alexander McQueen. The only designer name that belongs in the Meatpacking District is Oscar Mayer.
Carrie: I never liked his clothes. Too fatty.
Carrie: He's not my boyfriend, he's just someone I'm trying on.
Carrie: Everywhere I looked, people were standing in twos -- it was like Noah's Upper West Side rent-controlled Ark.
<on Carrie's upcoming bus ad... >
Samantha: Oh sweetie, forget about him. You are gonna be on the side of a bus. 10 million men are gonna be drooling over you every morning on their way to work. It's the best personal ad I've ever seen in my life.
Carrie: Samantha has a particular knack for turning a desperate situation into a hopeless one.
Carrie: Let's be
Here are some brilliant quotes from Sex and the City characters: Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte, and Miranda. They are an awesome foursome. These quotes from Sex and the City are wild, and sometimes wicked!
Charlotte: I just feel kind of silly that I made such a big fuss about my ring earlier.
Samantha: Oh, honey, a diamond that big deserves a parade!
Samantha: I'll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes, when I RSVP to a party, I make it my business to come.
Carrie: <laughing uncontrollably> Wait, Wade, Wait... The Chicken Wings! If they come in and see billions of chicken wings they're gonna know
[more laughing]
Carrie: ...that we were smoking the POT!
Miranda: What's in your goodie drawer? Robert's Rules of Order?
Charlotte: I don't have a goodie drawer.
Carrie: Oh, everybody has a goodie drawer.
Samantha: I have a goodie closet!
Carrie: You've heard those stories about affairs where people realize how great their other relationship is and end it without anyone being the wiser.
Miranda: I don't watch Lifetime television for women.
Charlotte: <After the wedding> I finally get to sleep with Trey.
Carrie: Excuse me?
Miranda: You haven't slept with him yet?
Samantha: Honey, before you buy the car you take it for a test drive!
Samantha: Money is power, sex is power, therefore, getting money for sex is simply an exchange of power.
Carrie: Once again, Samantha managed to up-sex me.
Maria: You call this a relationship?
Samantha: Well it's tedious and the sex is dwindling so from what I've heard, yes.
Carrie: Wallis was right |
ma ima ih jos masa;)
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Sex and the City Quotes
Samantha: There's no such thing as bad publicity.
Carrie: Of course you'd say that, you're a publicist.
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Modelizer: Why fuck the girl in the skirt, when you can fuck the girl in the ad for the skirt?
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Charlotte: How can you forget a guy you've slept with?
Carrie: Toto, I don't think we're in single-digits anymore.
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Taxi Driver: No smoking in cab.
Carrie: I'm sorry, we are talking up the butt. A cigarette is in order.
Charlotte: I just don't want to be known as the "up-the-butt girl".
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Stanford: I don't like having anything inserted in my anus, even though it may come as a surprise.
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Samantha: One time I fucked a guy because he had a swimming pool. I came over and he used to bring me Kool-Aid.
Carrie: Kool-Aid?
Samantha: I was thirteen.
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Miranda: My fuck buddy moved to Chicago. Now, we have phone sex.
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Samantha: You dated Mr. Big. I'm dating Mr. Too Big.
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Charlotte: You have Steve.
Miranda: I don't "have" Steve. There is no having of the Steve. We're good friends.
Samantha: No, *we're* good friends, but I don't put my dick in you.
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Miranda: You haven't had a crush since Big.
Carrie: Big wasn't a crush. He was a crash.
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Samantha: I'm a "trisexual". I'll try anything once.
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Samantha: Until he says "I love you", you're a free agent.
Carrie: What is this? The Rules According to Samantha?
Samantha: See? I'm more old-fashioned than you think.
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Carrie: One woman's Titanic is another woman's Love Boat.
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[Charlotte York has just discovered that Samantha Jones has slept with her brother Wesley]
Charlotte: Is your vagina listed in the New York City guide books? Because it should be - hottest spot in town. Always open.
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Samantha: I'm dating a guy with the funkiest tasting spunk.
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Charlotte: My marriage is a fake Fendi. He can't even get it up.
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[Upon seeing a firefighter stripper]
Samantha: Hello, 911. I'm on fire.
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Miranda: I know you're probably busy having mind-blowing sex, but I feel you need to know that your good friend, Miranda Hobbes, has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You'll probably need this information when you check me into the "Betty Crocker Clinic."
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Charlotte: Trey, I am tired of being married to your penis.
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Samantha: I have a date with a dildo.
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Charlotte: [with a hangover] My hair hurts.
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Charlotte: Schooner and Rebecca need each other.
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Carrie: I'm thinking balls are to men, what purses are to women. It's just a little bag but we'd feel naked in public without it.
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Samantha: There isn't enough wall space in NYC to hang all of my exes. Let me tell you, a lot of them were hung.
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Samantha: [to her male intern] The bad news is you're fired. The good news is now I can fuck you.
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Stanford: It's so not fair. All the good ones are straight... even the gay ones.
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Samantha: [to Carrie about Big] Have fun, just don't have amnesia.
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Carrie: The universe may not always play fair, but at least it's got a hell of a sense of humor.
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Charlotte: I don't think she's a lesbian. I think she just ran out of men.
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Carrie: Someone's definition of what constitutes cheating is in direct proportion to how much they themselves want to cheat.
Miranda: That's moral relativism.
Carrie: I prefer to think of it as quantum cheating.
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Trey: You're learning Chinese?
Charlotte: Well, just in case, I want to be able to speak to the baby.
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[on meeting Big's new girlfriend]
Carrie: Your girl is lovely, Hubbell.
Mr. Big: I don't get it.
Carrie: And you never will.
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[after oral sex on some guy]
Samantha: Could you shave or something? Blowing you is like getting my teeth flossed.
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Samantha: Look at his robe. So "Robin and his Merry Men."
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Samantha: You have a lot of nerve telling me to get a wax. If you were in Aruba the natives could bead your back.
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Samantha: I'll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes, when I RSVP to a party, I make it my business to come.
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Samantha: Anything else around here need milking?
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Samantha: Well, I remember when Danny had more than one thought, and they all involved going up my ass.
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Samantha: Last night I could not stop thinking about a Big Mac. I finally had to get dressed, go out and pick up a guy.
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Samantha: Well, I don't know how you people do it. All that emotional chow-chow. It's exhausting.
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Samantha: What am I supposed to say? "Hi, this is my lesbian lover. And p.s.: I'm done with dick"?
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Samantha: You've got to get online, honey. If only for the porn.
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Samantha: You've got to get online, honey. If only for the porn.
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Carrie: Hi, I'd like a Cheeseburger, please, a large fries and a Cosmopolitan.
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Carrie: She's shiny Hair Style Section Vera Wang and I'm the sex column they run next to ads for penile implants.
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Carrie: I've talked to her twice. Once I was in a cowboy hat and once I was in my bra. I'm like friggin' Annie Get Your Clothes On.
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Carrie: Vodka, rum, gin, gay, bi, straight... this party was a veritable pu pu platter of sexual orientation.
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Carrie: How does that work? You go to bed one night, wake up the next morning, and poof - you're a lesbian?
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Carrie: Wait a minute. Are we talking tukhis lingus?
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Carrie: How does this happen? How do they get the message that the ass is now on the menu?
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Carrie: I just left "silent Y" in the bathroom. Oh and P.S., apparently the eighties are back.
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Carrie: If by "going," you mean being taken against my will and kidnapped, then yes I'm going. So, enjoy me now, ladies, because this weekend I am Patty Hearst in a mud puddy. I'm a hick town hostage.
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Carrie: You can't make friends with a squirrel. Squirrels are just rats with cuter outfits.
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Carrie: The only thing I've ever successfully made in the kitchen is a mess. And several small fires.
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Carrie: Here. Swear. Swear on Chanel.
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Carrie: So what are we going to do? Sit around bars, sipping Cosmos and sleeping with strangers when we're eighty?
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Miranda: Do any of you have a completely unremarkable friend or maybe a houseplant I could go to dinner with on Saturday night?
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Miranda: Okay, I'm definitely in the slow sexual group if even Charlotte is open to this.
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Miranda: Soul mates only exist in the Hallmark aisle of Duane Reade Drugs.
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Miranda: I made him cry. No, first I yelled at him - I yelled at my friend the cancer patient - then I made him cry.
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Miranda: I used to masturbate to a busboy who was rude to me once. What do you think that means?
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Miranda: Sexy is the thing I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my personality.
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Miranda: Women don't care. We care about nice arms, great eyes, a big dick... I've never once heard a woman say: "He had such a big full scrotum."
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Miranda: I'm fine... but Charlotte, maybe your "hmmm hmmm" would like an order of fries?
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Miranda: I don't want a boyfriend who does that. It's never ok to do that. Wait your turn, shut the door, do your business.
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Charlotte: Allow me to get right to the point, guys. After careful consideration, I have decided that I am getting married this year.
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Charlotte: I read that if you don't have sex for a year, you can actually become "revirginized".
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Charlotte: Trey, you have a boner... I can't discuss my notes if you have a boner.
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Charlotte: My vagina's depressed.
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Charlotte: Can you have an affair with your own husband?
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Charlotte: Look. She's got big boobs. So does she. It's the big boobs bonanza issue.
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Charlotte: We finally have the penis working. I don't want to scare it.
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Charlotte: If you had a patient who had a very, very slim chance of living, would that be good news? Would you tell the family, "Buck up, he's got a shot in hell?"
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Samantha: Sex with an ex can be depressing. If it's good you can't get it anymore, if it's bad you just had sex with an ex.
Carrie: It wouldn't be bad.
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Samantha: Where were you on your lunch break? I stopped by your office and you weren't there?
Richard: I was eating.
Samantha: Eating? Eating who?
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Carrie: Maybe the past is like an anchor holding us back. Maybe, you have to let go of who you were to become who you will be.
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Carrie: That's another reason I love New York. Just like that, it can go from bad to cute.
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Carrie: You can't be friends with a squirrel. A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit.
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Mr. Big: Nice dress.
Carrie: Meaning?
Mr. Big: Nice dress.
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Miranda: [to a heckling construction worker] You got what I want? You got what I need? What I WANT... is to GET LAID. What I NEED... is to GET LAID. I NEED to GET LAID.
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Carrie: Miranda went out with an overeater and he overate her.
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Samantha: Can we cut the cake? I have to go to a Three-way.
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Samantha: Come and get me sailors.
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Carrie: [laughing uncontrollably] Wait, Wade, Wait... The Chicken Wings. If they come in and see billions of chicken wings they're gonna know
[more laughing]
Carrie: ... that we were smoking the POT.
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Samantha: Money is power, sex is power, therefore, getting money for sex is simply an exchange of power.
Carrie: Once again, Samantha managed to up-sex me.
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Miranda: After years of odd men, God is throwing me a bone.
Carrie: And possibly a boner as well.
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Carrie: That night, Trey successfully screwed his wife for a full minute-and-a-half... before the wind died.
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Charlotte: You pull me off my unicorn, you tear away my gossamer petticoats, and you put your 'Schooner' deep inside my 'Rebecca'.
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Carrie: One woman's pornographer is another woman's spiritual leader.
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Samantha: The country runs better with a good looking man in the White House. I mean, look what happened with Nixon; no one wanted to fuck him, so he fucked everyone.
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[after hearing Big is moving to Napa, California]
Carrie: If your tired of New York you take a napa, you don't move to Napa.
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Carrie: [to Samantha] This past week I've seen Miranda's boobs and Charlotte's boob. Why don't you show me your boobs too and the circle is full?
[Samantha flashes her boobs]
Carrie: I was kidding.
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[Miranda's new "Weight Watchers" boyfriend is a messy lover to which Carrie quips]
Carrie: Miranda's over-eater over-ate her.
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Carrie: [about therapists] First they want you to come there two times a week, then three times a week, and eventually you're starting every sentence with 'my therapist says... '
Miranda: My therapist says that's a very common fear.
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Carrie: Yes, we'd love to meet Wesley of Wesley and Leslie. And by the way, does he work at Nestle?
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Stanford: I can only stay a few minutes. I got tickets to the Vagina Monologues.
Carrie: Why?
Stanford: Just because I don't eat at the restaurant doesn't mean I can't hear the specials.
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Carrie: Miranda was a huge fan of the Yankees. I was a huge fan of being anywhere you could smoke and drink at two in the afternoon without judgment.
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Samantha: If we could perpetually do blowjobs to every guy on earth, we would own the world. And at the same time have our hands free.
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Samantha: You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'.
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[Charlotte, on seeing the tacky floral arrangement at Miranda's mother's funeral]
Charlotte: They were supposed to say I'm sorry, I love you' not 'You're dead, let's disco..
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Charlotte: Is it safe to buy pot from strangers?
Miranda: They're not strangers, they're our new friends with pot.
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Carrie: And then I realised something, twenty-something girls are just fabulous, until you see one with the man who broke your heart.
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Samantha: You get married and hope for the best. If it dosen't work out you'll get divorced. You can take tap with Bojangles over here.
Carrie: No I can't take a vow of for ever and ever if what I mean is for the forseeable future. I couldn't do that to Aiden.
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Lew: You want to go grab a drink?
Miranda: Yes please, the sight of all these white teeth is blinding.
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Carrie: You think it's as simple as my dad walked out therefore I'll always be screwed up about men?
Miranda: My father came home at seven on the button every night and I still have no clue.
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Samantha: [to the girls] I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you.
Carrie: Yes, it's airborne.
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Miranda Hobbes: I just got Brady to sleep.
Dr. Robert Leeds: Do you sing to him?
Miranda Hobbes: Only if he's been bad.
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Carrie: This is the day I got arrested for smokin' a doobie.
[giggling uncontrollably]
Carrie: Did you hear that?
[giggling]
Carrie: I said "doobie".
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Charlotte: I proposed to myself.
Carrie: What?
Charlotte: Yes. I suggested he have a tomato salad, then I suggested we get married.
Carrie: Wait. What exactly did he say?
Charlotte: Alrighty.
Carrie: Alrighty? He said alrighty? Now I'm thinking the upsetting thing isn't that you proposed, it's that you proposed to a guy that says "alrighty."
Charlotte: Oh, Carrie, stop.
Carrie: Alrighty.
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Miranda: I can't believe this. We spend our lives hiding the fat in our ass and you're putting it right on your face? |
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Samantha:
I'm a "trisexual". I'll try anything once.
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