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kika
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 3:01 pm    Post subject: Vicevi Reply with quote

Samo naslov kaze... pisite viceve Smile


Za�to u Kini nema komaraca?
Svatko ubije svojega!
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 3:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lete dva komarca, a ispod njih ide pijanac.

- Hoćemo li �to popiti?
- Ne, ne pijem dok letim.



�to je gore od �irafe s upalom grla?
Stonoga sa spu�tenim stopalima.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sjede u vagonu: Kinez, Amer, Bosanac i Nijemac.

Odjednom ustane Kinez i baci kroz prozor kosaru punu rize.

Amerikanac ga pogleda i zacudjeno pita:
- Zasto si bacio rizu, pa steta je...
- Ma, u Kini imamo rize k'o pijeska - veli Kinez.

Malo kasnije, ustane Amer i baci svezanj dolara kroz prozor.
Nijemac se
prenerazi i pita:
- Zasto baci dolare van?
- Pa, mi u Americi imamo dolara ko u prici - veli Amerikanac.

Sjede oni dalje tako, nato Nijemac pogleda Bosanca, a Bosanac ce
brzo:
- Nemoj da ti slucajno padne na pamet.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ovaj zadnji je..... Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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assi
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

kika wrote:
Sjede u vagonu: Kinez, Amer, Bosanac i Nijemac.


Dobila ga na mejl, prekrvav
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assi
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tata, �ta je to peder?
- Ovako, bili ti jednom Haso i ja u ćuzi zbog �verca cigara. Bilo nam dosadno pa smo skontali da se kartamo, pa ko dobije, kresne, a ko izgubi, biće kresnut. I tako dobio Haso prvu partiju, a ja se naguzim po dogovoru. Dobio on i drugu, i treću.

E, četvrtu sam ja dobio i onda Haso ka�e: "Meni se vi�e ne igra". E, vidi�, to ti je, sine, peder!
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing

Lav i zec šeću šumom i naiđu na minsko polje. I sad nitko se ne usudi prvi. Zec kaže lavu: Ajde ti, ti si lav, ti si hrabriji.
A lav kaže: ma neću ja zeko, ajde ti, ti si manji.
Zec: Ma daj ipak ti, evo me odmah za tobom!
I tako lav krene, stane u minsko polje, a zec zapjeva:

Lav is in the air! Very HappyVery HappyVery Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dobar dobar.... Smile Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Corina
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Super vic!!!
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Meni ovaj prejak:


Pita mala deva mamu devu:
- Mama, a za�to mi imamo dvije grbe?
- Pa, sine, to ti je zato kad hodamo pustinjom da ne budemo �edni!
- Aha.
I �uti mali 5 minuta pa opet pita mamu:
- Mama, a za�to mi imamo duge trepavice?
- Pa, sine, to ti je onda kad hodamo pustinjom i kada pu�e vjetar, da nam
pijesak ne ulazi u oči.
- Aha.
I mali za�uti na pet minuta i opet:
- Mama, a za�to mi imamo papke na nogama?
- To ti je zato da kada hodamo pustinjom, ne propadnemo u pijesak!
- Aha.
I mali u�uti i zamisli se duboko i nakon pet minuta evo njega opet:
- Mama? ... A dobro, koju mi onda pizdu materinu radimo u zolo�kom vrtu
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahahahahahahahaha

Vic je odli�an!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 12:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Moj blog
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

U cijelom svijetu ljudi su odgovarali na jedno pitanje: "Kakvo je vaše mišlkenje o nestašici hrane u ostalim dijelovima svijeta?"
Anketa se završila katastrofalno:
- U Africi nisu znali što je to hrana.
- U Zapadnoj Europi nisu znali što je to nestašica.
- U Istočnoj Europi nisu znali što je to osobno mišljenje.
- U Americi nisu znali što je to ostatak svijeta.

Laughing

Pitali cigu:
- KOja ti je omiljena boja?
- Karirana!
- A piće?
- MOŽE!
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ovo je najbolji vic koji sam čula u zadnje vrijeme:)))

Prilikom posjeta psihijatrijskoj bolnici jedan od posjetitelja je pitao rektora bolnice na osnovi čega odlučuju koga će primiti u bolnicu na liječenje.
- Vrlo jednostavno- reče direktor - stavimo ga pred kadu punu vode i damo mu žličicu, čašu i kantu i kažemo da siprazni kadu na najbrži način.
- Aha, razumijem - reče posjetitelj - onaj koji je normalan počne vaditi vodu s kantom..
- Ne - kaže direktor - onaj koji je normalan izvuče čep s dna kade. Želite li sobu s balkonom ili bez?

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
Oba vica su super!!!!
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